Reviewed by PJ Ausdenmore
Publisher: Forever (Grand Central)
4 stars
This is the time of year when I start looking for new romances to add to my summer reading bag – those books that accompany me to the beach, the pool or the blanket in the back yard. I want books that are fast and fun, with likeable characters, entertaining storylines and plenty of laughs – books like How to Score.
Sammi Matthews needs a life makeover. The good-hearted museum curator just doesn’t have it in her to say “no”, which is how she ended up with an oversized, rambunctious dog with a tanned leather fetish and a job with no responsibilities since the woman she was hired to replace changed her mind about retiring. There’s the cute art deco house she’s sunk hundreds of dollars and hours into that she wants to buy but the owner wants to sell to someone who is going to demolish it. And, there’s that little problem she has with injuring every man she dates. She’s fast approaching the point where there won’t be any men left in Tulsa brave enough to date her! After just one telephone counseling session with Life Coach, Luke Jones though, Sammi is sure that’s all going to change.
FBI Agent Chase Jones is a practical, by-the-book kind of guy. Everything in his life is in order and on schedule. His apartment is immaculate (the guy even folds his dirty laundry!), he leads with his head (not his heart) and he could never put up with the whiners that his “touchy-feely” younger brother, Luke, a former sports psychologist counsels in his telephone life coaching business. While Luke would ask a male client, “how does that make you feel”, Chase would just tell the guy to “grow a pair”. But when Luke witnesses a mob hit while doing a favor for Chase and is temporarily put into the witness protection program, it’s up to Chase (pretending to be Luke) to take over the counseling of Luke’s clients. Chase has very specific requirements for his dream woman and Sammi doesn’t seem to meet any of them but he’s intrigued during their first phone session and can’t resist setting up a situation where he can get a look at her. That first encounter leads to more and Chase soon finds himself in the somewhat awkward position of dating Sammi as himself while counseling her as his brother, Luke, a position that also offers much comedic potential of which Wells takes full advantage. Chase knows he’ll have to fess up sooner or later but the more he sees Sammi, the more he likes her and the harder it becomes to tell her the truth. Also, she’s still causing injuries to the men she dates, namely him, and Chase really believes he can help her get her life back on track, hopefully before he lands in the hospital…again.
This fast-paced, entertaining story reeled me in and kept me engrossed from start to finish. With a likeable hero and heroine that I’d enjoy having as friends, it’s filled with sharp and witty dialogue, laugh-out-loud funny in places while sweetly tender in others. The secondary characters add a rich layer to the overall story, especially Horace, the 44 y/o virgin, accordion-playing, wanna-be superhero rapper who lives under his mother’s thumb. The sessions between Horace and Chase are wonderfully written and highlighted by Chase’s snarky, internal thoughts and Horace’s groan-worthy raps.
How to Score is like a scoop of ice cream on a hot summer day – smooth, delicious and
fun. It’s the perfect addition to your summer reading bag.
There’s still room for more books in my summer reading bag. What are your “must read” summer selections?







PJ
on Jun 5th, 2009
@ 1:50 pm:
No, you’re not seeing double. Andrea and I liked HOW TO SCORE so much that we both reviewed it. We just didn’t know that we were both writing reviews until after we’d submitted them. So, now you have two reasons to pick up this terrific summer book!
Laura
on Jun 5th, 2009
@ 3:03 pm:
PJ, This sounds so fun. Andrea, sorry, I missed your review, so I am going back to it now. I have about twenty books in a pile on a closet shelf for reading this summer. I am putting Johanna Lindsey’s new one on the list when it comes out in mid-June. But, my list is mostly older books, here are a few of them: E. James, The Taming of the Duke, L. Sands, Single White Vampire, E. Boyle, Memoirs of A Scandalouse Red Dress, C. Dodd, The Prince Kidnaps a Bride & L. Kleypas, Lady Sophia’s Lover. Hopefully by August I could get to How to Score. I usually can get away with reading around 5 books a month, but as you can see, there are just so many good ones out there.
Andrea
on Jun 5th, 2009
@ 3:35 pm:
Great review, PJ! How funny that we both gave it the same rating–great minds and all that.
Maria Lokken
on Jun 5th, 2009
@ 3:53 pm:
PJ – there are just toooooo many books on my summer ‘must read’ list. If I read for 5 hours every day for the next three months, I wouldn’t get through my TBR pile. It’s just so sad. In fact, Marisa and I were going through my bookshelf just yesterday and I had a stack that was practically toppling over. She asked me why I’d stacked the books there and I told her that was my TBR pile. She then pointed to several rows on my bookcase and said, “I thought that was your TBR pile”. I told her it was, but the stack of books is actually my IMMEDIATE TBR pile.
Marisa
on Jun 5th, 2009
@ 5:44 pm:
PJ – I need to pick up this book. I’ve been reading nothing but paranormals for the past 10 books. Both you and Andrea have me convinced that this is the next book I have to pick up.
Must reads this summer? For me, I’m going to spend the summer reading all the books I missed out on this winter. Oh yes, my TBR pile is like Maria’s. But the two new releases I’m really looking forward to reading this summer are:
1. Hot Pursuit by Suzanne Brockmann
2. Sky Keepers by Jessica Andersen
Gannon
on Jun 5th, 2009
@ 11:13 pm:
LOL! I was beginning to think I really was seeing double–or that I’d lost my mind!
Great review, PJ! With both yours and Andrea’s praise, I’m definitely adding this one to my list.
orannia
on Jun 7th, 2009
@ 10:58 pm:
Thank you PJ! And I seem to have missed Andrea’s review too Laura, so I’ll be reading it also
It does sound good – one of those happy reads you need on a wet Sunday morning (sorry, it’s winter here).